Brad Pitt talking on his cell phone on the set of Troy in 2004.

Ah, the faux-gladiator look. A truly bold choice for the modern-day warrior who's fighting style is more "dial-a-friend" than ancient combat. The metallic chest plate screams 'wannabe Roman', but alas, it's more school play than Colosseum chic. The leather skirt—excuse me, 'battle kilt'—is as perplexing as it is drafty. Probably best suited for a quick jog across a sand dune rather than any real action. Those shin guards? They seem more fit for a discount superhero trying to blend in at the local beach. All in all, this outfit might conquer a costume party, but it'll never win the style wars. Rating: 2/10 TAGS: [chest armor, leather skirt, shin guards]