Sharp-tongued Mode

Ah, the little black dress—every woman’s safety net. Unfortunately, this one looks about as exciting as a Monday morning. The fabric has a texture that screams, “Help, I'm trapped in the '90s!” And that necklace? Nothing says "daring fashionista" like pearls that could have been stolen from grandma's jewelry box. A belt to cinch the waist might have helped, but alas, it seems even that attempted savior didn't quite make it. Overall, this outfit blends in with the scenery—just like wallpaper. Score: 3/10 TAGS: [Dress, Necklace, Belt]