Stepping straight out of a fever dream, this outfit looks like a luxury pajama party gone wrong. The pattern resembles a chaotic quilt of souvenir plates, and the oversized fit adds an air of "I just grabbed the hotel robe." The color scheme is about as harmonious as a cat and vacuum cleaner. Overall, a bold choice that could startle small children.
Score: 3/10
TAGS: [robe, patterned-coat, wide-leg-trousers]
