Stylish sneakers and black jeans

Ah, a collection that screams "I'm an artful teenage cliché." Starting with the overhyped sneakers that have been done to death. They’re trying to say "fashion-forward," but really they’re just whispering "mall-walk chic." The pile of basic tees, each whiter than the last, suggest a daring foray into... existencelessness. Surely we can find personality beyond a monochrome palette? Black jeans—so original, just like every other soul in a sea of uninspired denim. And let's not miss the ol' cologne lineup, an apparent bid for a scent-based identity when visual cues fall incredibly short. If these were your weapons of charisma, let's just say the battle is already lost. Rating: 3/10. TAGS: [sneakers, black jeans, white t-shirt]