Elegant suit paired with hat. Alton Mason. #Met Gala#

Ah, the glitter explosion nobody asked for. This outfit screams "Vegas magician" meets "fashion victim." The glittery suit attempts to blind us into submission, but all it does is highlight the tragic attempt at sophistication. Pairing it with an eye patch and a hat? Ah yes, nothing says "I'm lost in a sartorial abyss" quite like random accessories to distract from the chaos. A bold move that’s more bewildering than brilliant. Score: 3/10 TAGS: [suit, hat, accessory]