What we have here is a guidebook example of trying too hard to look effortless. The tank top is giving off serious "forgot to change from gym clothes" vibes, while the sweater casually draped over the shoulders screams "preppy wannabe." The cream high-waisted trousers look like they wandered out of a 1980s office party, completely unsure of their purpose in 2023. And don't get me started on the loafers—they're as unexciting as a plain bagel. The obligatory sunglasses add a smidge of mystery, though the whole ensemble suggests that mystery might be, "Where did he park his time machine?"
Overall, this outfit might have nailed the post-modern, high-low mix if it wasn't so darn low-energy. Score: 3/10 for effort—points for trying.
TAGS: tank top, high-waisted trousers, loafers
