Stepping out of a time capsule, are we? This outfit is a symphony of questionable choices. Starting with that beige coat, which somehow manages to make even the dreariest cloud look vibrant. Its lifeless drape feels less like fashion and more like a desperate cry for help. Underneath, the blue argyle skirt is having a full-blown identity crisis, unsure if it’s attending a prep school reunion or moonlighting as grandma’s tablecloth.
The dark tights and pointed black heels try their best to save the ensemble, but tragically flop under the weight of that oversized, army-green bag. Is it for fashion or an apocalyptic shopping spree? The brown patterned scarf and gloves add an extra layer of chaos, making the whole look more snowstorm than style storm.
Overall, a walking example of “less is more”—or rather, “more is too much.”
Rating: 3/10
TAGS: trench coat, argyle skirt, oversized bag
