Oh, the wonders of dressing like a futuristic security guard have truly been captured here. Starting with those enormous sci-fi shades—sure, they might cut down on UV rays, but they'll certainly cut down on style points too. The floor-length track pants? Well, they scream "I gave up" with lines that seemingly guide you straight to a nap. And accessorizing with a tiny rectangular purse slung casually yet functionlessly over the shoulder? You're killing two birds with one unimpressive stone. Congratulations, you’ve packed peak monotony into a single ensemble. Next time, try channeling your inner fashionista instead of your inner Matrix extra. Score: 3/10.
TAGS: [wide-leg pants, tank top, sunglasses]
Veronica