Who's that walking toward you?

Ah, the classic military uniform—because who doesn't want to look like they're about to storm Omaha Beach on their casual walk in the park? The color is a dreary olive drab, perfect if you're aiming to camouflage yourself in a forest. The fit? Let's just say it's more "march in formation" than "stroll in style." Those shoulder epaulets are trying their hardest to scream “authority,” but the whole look is one beret away from being mistaken for a historical reenactment gone awry. The tie, in its bland neutrality, is the icing on this drab cake. Overall, it's more soldier than chic. Score: 4/10. TAGS: [military uniform, tie, dress shoes]