This outfit screams "I don't care, but maybe in too many different languages." The black tank top might work for a workout, but the velvet track pants in a shade that can only be described as "couch potato claret" clash like nobody's business. Those stripe slides add a touch of "I just rolled out of bed" that nobody asked for. It's gym-meets-lounge-wear gone disastrously wrong. The sunglasses are the pièce de résistance, attempting to add mystery where none exists. You've got a solid 2 for combining four looks and achieving zero style.
TAGS: tank top, track pants, slides
